Thursday, October 30, 2008

#5. Creepy Crawlies

Hell Hounds are rare creatures. Very few have ever been known to exist, but there is often speculation as well as few sightings. In icy tundras, where temperatures are much too extreme for humans to handle, they prosper. Their thin black bodies are designed for hunting. Sleek and quiet, they're known to approach prey with ease. They have long legs that are ideal for running and have special padded feet for running over snow without difficulty. Thick black fur covers their slender, but muscular bodies, and also keeps water from their skin. Their sense of hearing is much more intense than most other animals because they are usually partly to fully blind from birth. They have long snouts with sharp noses that hold elongated fangs. Tests have shown that their body temperatures reach numbers as high as almost 900-hundred degrees Fahrenheit. Though most live in arctic places, there are a few known to live in South America as well as Canada. It's rumored that when their body temperatures are extremely high, they breathe smoke and flames, thus the name, Hell Hound.

p.s. Sorry this was late. : (

Thursday, October 23, 2008

#4. Stick Butter

Let's just say that the phrase, "stick of butter," will soon be modernized. That's right, you are looking at the future of buttered toast and anything else you might spread butter on. Quick and easy, it saves you time and effort. No more knives and small, impossible-to-spread squares! With the Butter Stick, you've got it made. Just take it from the fridge, pull off the cap, crank the bottom and voila! Butter. It's handy and can easily fit in your fridge. No more hassle with tubs of butter or messy rectangles. Butter Stick is clean and simple. You'll never want to go back to normal butter again! But maybe you're not a fan of real butter. Maybe you like margerine. Not to worry. Butter Stick Company also produces Margerine Stick! Your, "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter," Margerine Stick is just as good as it is in the tub. So get your Butter or Margerine Stick today. If you don't love it, then we promise we'll refund you. Try it out, Butter Stick is better than stick butter.